merkewry

I'm just thinking about, if I died right now I would probably decompose for a really long time, and eventually the stench would be so bad that someone would kick down my door and find me and my decomposition fluid seeping into all the garbage I have in my room. And my computers will have to sit and watch and they're not even my pets, they don't love me and they can't eat me when times get tough. And once someone rescued them from my cave none of them would be able to be used because they're covered in corpse stench. I should invest in an air conditioner or research self mummification to make it easier for everyone else.